Thursday, September 06, 2007
Wake Me Up When September Comes
IT'S SEPTEMBER!!!!!
it's time for......
my yearly birthday wish!!!! wic reminds me on the post i posted last year... if u guys r too lazy to actually go back n read my post, here's wat it is. i cut paste for you. i'm too nice.
Confessions of a Mad Birthday Girl-to-be Today is a tiring day...mainly bcoz...today we had a major family fightn wen i say major n fightit is nt an overstatementdun ask me wat happen coz its the same old same oldthis made me think...in addition to the I HAVE NO FRENS episode,now I HAVE NO FAMILY episode is on... nt dat i nvr realise dat,i did. a longggggggggggggg time ago.... bt i ges i kip hoping n wishing dat sumday... i do haf a family... WATEVER... all this is a hallucination anyway...nuthing exist in this world.... even i dun exist...it's all an illusion... NUTING EXIST!!!!HAIZ......aniweis...tmr is mon n laura's nt gonna b ard n jasmine is also nt ard n dis means dat tmr will be a SUPER BORING DAY wif a big capital B!!! jas has left us... nt in the forever kinda way bt in the gotta-cont-studies-in-sim kinda way! niwei jas if u r reading this: I M GONNA MISS U!!!! ok i'll only say dat once lah!on a lighter note to all the misery in life (note to self: i m admitting myself to imh!) (another note to self: wic is nt a joke coz i called them up oready!)where were we...???? oh ya.....on a lighter note, my bdae's coming! 20 more days to be one yr older! i dun want to tink abt the negativity dat comes wif it like every other single yr... so today, i shall make my wishlists!1)i wish dat sakti will be back soon enuff, b4 my bdae so dat he cn make my yr wonderful by juz simply wishing me like he used to do! 2)i wish dat sumhow isa will oso come into the light n...erm.... wish me....??? i dunno.... basically i wish he will actually nt be cold towards me n stop hating me for i dunno wat 3)i wish i will meet n haf a great time wif erm..... anak pak hikmat...heheheh.... 4)i wish dat i will b rich 5)i wish i cn go on a fucking shopping spree n i nt only literally shop till i drop...bt physically shop till i drop! 6)i wish i cn go on a fucking longgggggggggg holiday 7)i wish dat maybe i cn juz stop saying fucking all the fucking time! ooops!!! 8)i wish dat ppl who hurt me will get their uttermost retribution ever!!!! 9)i wish dat i cn make rafi beg for forgiveness frm me! 10)i wish dat i cn murder ppl n get away wif it!!!! HAHAHA!!!! okay..... my first ten wishes of the day r probably NEVER gonna come true n a lil bit out of the mind...bt dat's me! OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND! (see! cn nvr fulfil wish no.7!) time to rethink my wishes.... lemme see....11)i wish dat i will get a gd-paying job ASAP!12)i wish to get a samsung mp313)i wish to get a $200 harvey norman voucher or best denki voucher14)i wish to get a canon ixus 800 digicam15)i wish to get the BOBBI BROWN or M.A.C makeup bag (the big one use only for stars! bt den again i m a star!)16)i wish to get a car (hehehehe...)17)i wish to get cash (lots of it!)18)i wish to get $500 shopping vouchers (if possible for la senza!)19)i wish to get a pair of sport shoes which is black n red in colour20)i wish to get the cd player wif radio n alarm function to put in ofiserm... wat else huh? ok... i'll tink abt it den gat back to u all k...so... in the spirit of true shikin september tradition (well... it is a new tradition...) i will be writing my wishlist now. so ppl, sit back, relax, read my wishlist wif a very open mind, n yeah, after dat, pls proceed to get them for me by 22nd September 23:59:59 so u cn give it to me on time on 23rd September 00:00:00. EVERYBODY! R U READY?????!!! I CNT HEAR YOU!!! *YES WE ARE!!!!*
for starters... i will based my this year wishlist on last year wishlist. confused? dun be. it's simple really. here goes...
1) last yr, i asked for sakti. dis yr... wel, sakti came back early of the year. sumwhr ard march if i'm nt wrong. how did i find out? su sms me all the way frm selangor exclaiming "kin! sak is back!!!" i was so shocked, surprised, happy, excited, dat i almost get a heart attack n died. obviously i din. bcoz if i did, i ges i will be the first ghost blogger. aniwei, (i'm digressing again aren't i...) how did su noe? coz she happen to surf sheila's webbie n saw the pics for their anniversary (6th may remember?) n there he was as a... let's put it dis way, guest appearance. i saw the pic too. OH MY! he looks super thin, n he has jambang as long as the niles river. of coz i'm exaggerating. haf u seen JJ UNCLE JENGGOT? yup the bandung drink that Allahyarham Ishak Ahmad used to promote? yup...sumwat like dat... he totally look bangladeshi + pakistani. 1 year there taught him a lot i ges... oh yeah, he was wearing sumwat look like the mat giler kat geylang tu..alah yg mcm kot arab dlm cerita arab2 dulu yg aku slalu tgk waktu kecik2... yup even in broad daylight. so.... i rest my case lah. apparently, he went there wif a fren who has the same image, n den his father (my ex future father in law) came too. i really tot he turned gay. a talkative n joker gay i heard. so if u tink that this is the reason y i m nt wishing for him this year, u r wrong. i will always love him even if he is gay. (ok ok at this point lotsa u will roll ur eyes n say, dis girl eh cnt make her mind up is it? sekejap isa, sekejap sakti, byk nyer ko love! den dat'snt tru love!) i haf to explain myself here tho this is too much of me digressing away from my bdae wishlist. u haf to noe the difference. i love sakti and isa. in 2 different ways n level. i will always love them as they r very special to me. i love sakti in the love a person kinda way. i love isa in the i m in love with him kinda way. get it? yes? gd. no? den tink of it as the diff levels of love wen u love ur partner, ur parents, ur siblings, ur family, ur bestfrens, ur close frens, n ur frens, ur colleagues etc. the love u haf for diff category/people is diff. really. anyway wish number 1 rite? ah... yes.... back to it! the reason y i m nt wishing for him dis year is very simple really. first, he's already back. bt second and the most important reason is that, he's married. yup yup. u heard from me alrite. i said it calmly alrite. he's married. nope, he wasnt already married wen he came back, he nikah end of may, n the reception was in june. so to date, he's been married for ard 3mths. i dunno the exact date, hell, i dun even noe, who she is or wat's even her name. i had nightmares tho. bt dat'll be another story. aniwei, i cnt wish dat he'll b there for me for my bdae like the gd old times, coz he's uncontactable. nt dat i want to contact him or watsoever. i m nt ready for dat. yet. in conclusion wish no 1 for last year is ....
NO LONGER VALID.
2)i wished for isa next. well u all already noe wat is happening now. so in short, NO. IT WUN HAPPEN EITHER, IN FACT, I DUN TINK IT WILL HAPPEN EVER. so wish no 2 is.....
NO LONGER VALID.
3)i wish for anak pak hikmat. erm... tricky.... coz... rite now i dun really feel anything towards him. i mean last year he was in the hype. i mean i noe i will still go gugu-gaga over him (man i've been trying to strike a decent conversation wif dis guy!) bt lemme tell u... he's suc a stone. i mean totally stiff. he's almost boring with a big capital B. i mean i wld love to spend time wif him n seduce him, bt let's do the wishing later wen we r one step closer. for now, lemme conclude dat wish no 3 is.... NO LONGER VALID.
4)i wish dat i will be rich. I STILL WANNA B RICH! so wish no 4 is VERY THE VALID LOR!
5)shopping! i still wish dat i cn shop till i physically drop! so ppl, get me number 4, den i cn do number 5. killing 2 birds wif one stone. i will love u doubly too... so lemme remind u dat wish no 5 is.... ALSO STILL VERY THE VALID!
6)holidays!!!! the last time i went for a trip was to kl for less den 24hrs to get wedding stufs. i hardly call it a holiday, wat more a fucking longgggggggg holiday. so yeah! i still wanna go for a fuckingggggggg longggggggggggggggggggg holiday. (while we are on this topic, i wouldnt mind if it's an all expenses paid hols. if dat happens i dun mind doing the fucking! KIDDING! not the all expenses paid ting tho. dat, i'm dead serious abt!)
7)ok dis one...hmmm.... serious.... i nid to stop saying it. bt wat the heck in the true spirit of being shikin, i proudly pronounce dat i dun mind saying fucking anymore! who cares! at least i dun nid to feel guilty everytime i say it! ahah! cool!!!! (nt like this wish will come true even if i wish for it every single yr of my life anyway) so fuck it lah!
8)ppl hurt me. they get. utter retribution. i like this wish. it's a keeper. tho i noe i'm old enuff for the forgiv n forget phase. bt face it, i m nt a forgiver, n i cn nvr b a forgetter (unless they are the necessary important stuffs, dat, i cn forget easily.) anyway, how to do dat wen the list of ppl who hurts me juz get longer everytime. first on my list is the BITCH. no, nope the evil white bitch. dat bimbo i cn handle. the other bitch. the bitch who tinks tings r too gd to be true bitch. the wanna act cute bitch. ahah! i shall now call her the pretentious bitch! so yeah, this wish, i still want ok!
9)ok... dis wish.. erm... let's juz forget abt this k...
10)n i ges i dun really wanna kill ppl. nt wen i'm sane aniwei. so... forget abt this too.
so...erm... to date how many wishes do i actually haf? let's see... wish, 4, 5, 6, 8 so dat's 4 wishes. way to go matured girl. i m less greedy dis yr. from 10 i reduced to 4! so proud of myself!
moving on to part 2!
11) gd paying job... hmm.... well... i m in a better paying job than b4. so i got dat wish fulfilled.
12)samsung mp3. talking abt this gives me heartache. i did got it last yr. it was a bdae gift to myself. i bt i got mugged on christmas day (wic is only 3mths later!) in tampines. wel... i got dat wish fulfilled, even tho it's no longer wif me. nevertheless, i m practical now, so i bought a $99 creative. it aint dat pretty n has less features. bt it plays music, n dats my main objective. i jus need music to accompany me. n it's still in pink. ;p
13)i used my harvey norman voucher n sold my best denki voucher (or vice versa). thus dis wish is no longer valid.
14)i still want a camera. i get jealous of ppl snapping pics of everything n nothing at all, all the time. i wanna do dat too. i got talent for photography. n i haf the looks to be in it. (heheheheh!) so i want a canon ixus latest model camera!
15)i want a M.A.C make up bag still! y no more bobbi brown? simple. i swear by M.A.C. now. SERIOUS! everything is M.A.C even the cleanser n moisturiser. talking abt high maintenance! (since we r on dis topic, i welcome wif open arms for those who wanna supply me M.A.C. pdts for 1 year. thank you thank you thank you!)
16)i wish to get a car...hmm... i got used to driving a car wen i got my swift the other day. bt get a car as in really get a car. i dunno. it'l b fun n cool. bt the maintenance. n the chauffering ard! bt i ges, i dun mind getting it as a gift. (maintenance included as the gift of coz!) i dun mind a small car. swift, beetle, mini-cooper. yup. i dun mind the small tings in life.
17)CASH! OF COZ I WANT! I M CRAZY BT M NO FOOL! I WANNA CASH! LOTSA IT!
18)SHOPPING VOUCHERS??!! $500??!!! I LIKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
19)sport shoes... erm... nah.... i dun need it animore... i haf aleen's now... (plus i havent had the time to run!)
20) i got a cd player wif radio n alarm function all right from mummy dearest last yr. bt it's too big for the office. bt yeah, i got dat wish fulfilled.
so let's see the summary.
i kicked 6 of my wishes in part 1, fulfilled 4 wishes in part 2, n dun really craze over 3 wishes in part 3. i tink i'm really a non-greedy girl dis yr.
so please ppl. UNDERSTAND WAT I WLD LOVE TO GET FOR MY BIRTHDAY K! (note: i said "love to get" not want or need, as dun ever ask me wat i want/ need for my bdae, coz u cnt nvr gif me dat! y? simple. only GOD cn fulfil that miracle. )
n oh yeah... my ultimate most perfect bdae gift is
the whole complete seasons (series) of
- the nanny (minus season 1. i haf dat oready)
-popular (marie cherie!)
-grosse point (i remember it was funny)
-csi(all versions lah)
-jesse (if u cn find it)
-i love lucy (old times babe old times)
-blossoms (i tink dat's the title)
-friends
-gilmore girls!
n for any other titles, pls chck with me first.
i haf decided dat this yr, i'm gonna try like my birthday. i haf to look forward. n feel proud dat i did sum tings i wanted to. n den focus all energy on doing things dat i havent do. i will try like my bdae this yr. guys, wish me luck for it.
till den! ciao!
Posted by DiStUrBeD AnGeL at 11:52 AM